three. the sixth little piggy.

This little piggy went to work.

You see, someone had to pay for the stuff the first little piggy bought on impulse while out shopping. And someone had to pay for the cable TV and internet used by the second little piggy who wouldn't get his lazy ass off the couch. And someone had to pay for the roast beef, chicken wings and buffalo steaks gulped down by the third not-so-little piggy. And someone had to pay for the medical bills of the fourth severely anorexic little piggy. And then finally, someone had to pay the very expensive shrink assigned by the court to the fifth little piggy who wouldn't stop going "wee, wee, wee" wherever he went.

So the sixth little piggy left, and went to work.